The cutest sayings of toddlers

The cutest sayings of toddlers

The other day I was reading through my kids’ book of quotes. And when I talk to girlfriends, I hear a lot of nice things passing by anyway. Time to share them! The cutest sayings of toddlers!

Appearance statements

“Mommy, that dress is for eating!” (She likes my dress very much)
“Why is that gentleman wearing a robe?” (There was a man walking in a long robe)
“Your breasts are so fat. They look like pillows!”
“Does that gentleman have a baby in his belly? He is so fat.”
“That baby is not so pretty. He was not born well” (To a baby who had a lot of hair on his head)
“Look, he has big buttocks!” (Madam turns around and daughterlove then shouts out loud) “And a fat belly!”
“I snuggle on your tummy. Nice and soft. Can you squeeze in!” (I’m glad someone else is happy with my fats)
“Look, Dinne has crazy hair” (to her leader who, for the first time, had given her hair a normal color instead of all the colors of the rainbow)

Statements of actions

“Are you good at snooping too? (hopping)
“We can light up. Is nothing coming” (crossing the street)
“Brush your teeth, eat healthy, watch TV. This is how you grow up. (something with a bell and a clapper 😉 )
“I can cook, because I’m already very big” (then ask you to clean up) “No, you can’t. I am still small”
“Are we going to run together? I am really big and strong” (father and child go running) “Stop borrowing, you may not be big and strong!” (after father runs too fast for daughter dearest.
“I am already very gloot and can climb well!” (does 1 foot on the climbing frame) “No this is for little children. Am not going to.”
“I can dance very well.” (to a gentleman in the park) “Oww, let’s see.” “No, can’t. I can only do it if Elsa sings.”
“The wasp has stung the bee!”

Other fun sayings

“May the window open?” (we are in the car) “No dear, it is raining” “Never mind, I have my hat on”
At grandma’s. “Grandma, may I have a piece of candy?” “No, it is still morning” (child begins to cry. Grandma: “Here you have a sweet”. Child: “No, it’s not necessary. Now they are dirty.”
“I need a piece of candy.” ” Oww why?” “Then I am quiet and you are nice and quiet”
“Do you want to go away for a while? I want to have peace”
“Eating green is not good for my tummy. My tummy says that’s not good. I don’t like that.”
“I am going to marry daddy and you can have the house” (to her mother)
“Daddy may not have dessert!” “Why not?” “He played all day at work and cleaned up nothing!”

Have you also written down your toddler’s funniest sayings? I am curious. Will you let me know?

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